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New Year's Resolution

Get a girlfriend.

Dec 31st

Rewriting the dictionary:

Blackadder: Baldrick, what have you done? 
Baldrick: I've done "C" and "D." 
Blackadder: Right. Let's have it, then. 
Baldrick: Right. "Big blue wobbly thing that mermaids live in." 
Blackadder: What's that? 
Baldrick: "C." 
Blackadder: Yes. Tiny misunderstanding. Still, my hopes weren't high. Oh, and "D?" 
Baldrick: I'm quite pleased with "dog." 
Blackadder: Yes, and your definition of "dog" is? 
Baldrick: "Not a cat."

Dec 31st

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I travelled through time once. I got on a plane on...

Dec 31st

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That awkward moment when you want to be ginger,...

Dec 31st

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How To Learn Italian

Watch The Godfather films.

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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Dec 26th

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“In many ways, the work of a critic is easy. We risk very little yet enjoy a...”

– Anton Ego, Ratatouille (via jephso)

Dec 26th

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People who say "I'm not gonna lie".

Expectation: Everyone: “You’d be mad to think that they are lying.” Reality: Everyone: “What a liar.”

Dec 25th

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How to fill out an MP application:

Blackadder: First name?
Baldrick: Er, I'm not sure.
Blackadder: Well, you must have some idea...
Baldrick: Well, it might be "Sod off."
Blackadder: What?
Baldrick: Well, when I used to play in the gutter, I used to say to the other snipes, "Hello, my name's Baldrick," and they'd say, "Yes, we know. Sod off, Baldrick."

Dec 25th

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Dec 25th

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When Rose Tyler goes back in time to save her father in “Father’s Day”, it almost destroys the earth, yet someone saves their husband in 1941 via altering time, and no consequences are seen whatsoever.

Dec 25th

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