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My name is Tim, I'm 18, and I feel old on this website already.

This is a box that they call the "Ask Box", despite the fact that Questions aren't the only thing that you can put in here, so it's a bit confusing as to why they've called it the "Ask Box". It should be called the "Put anything in here, even if it isn't a bloody question box" box, really.
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May 11

If “Life begins at 40”, we can all add that many years to our actual ages to account for it.

Apr 30

1: I'm going to be a nanny!
2: Already?! You're not even a mother yet!

Feb 6

If you put a musical instrument in a river, you get River Song.

Jan 25

B: Let's go out.
A: I can't go out tonight.
B: Why not?
A: Because there are people outside.
B: So what?
A: People on Tumblr would understand...

Jan 21

If I ever become a Doctor, I’ll change my surname to “Who”, so whenever you need to see me, you get to see Doctor Who.

Jan 13

There’s going to be a special episode of Doctor Who to air on 21st December 2012. Rory is to die in it.

Jan 12

Vote Saxon in 2012. Well, it’s either The Master or the Democrats…

Jan 9

I can now apply for 15,000 more jobs than I could yesterday. Unfortunately, the other 2,000,000,000 require experience, which I don’t have.

Jan 5

If Jenna ever makes a bad video, I guess you could say that Jenna…

*Puts Sunglasses on*

…Has lost her Marbles.

Jan 1

I knew someone once who was born on 29th February. They lived for 80 years, and died at the age of 20.

Dec 17

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